There Are Two Kinds of People In The World

There are two types of two types of people in the world jokes in the world: The type of two types of people in the world jokes which make a conventional point in an unconventional way about the types of people in the world, and the type of two types of people in the world jokes that cleverly violate the construction of the original two types of people in the world-type joke.

Summed up: There are two types of "there are two kind of people in the world" joke: the absurd and the fun, the latest being often not that fun.

Absurd

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who think there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t. (Plus some others who aren't sure.)

There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who know math and those who don’t.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can extract from incomplete data.

There are two types of people in the world: Those who believe that existential reality is a manifestation of some synthetic subjective view onto a transtitive relation among possible worlds that supertranspire onto an objective transcendentalism from which the very fabric of the multiverse arose and those who believe it's all just bullshit.

There are two types of people in the world: Those who are nice to other people, and go fuck yourself.

Fun (or not)

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who follow the rules and those who make the rules.

The world is divided into two types of people: those who love to talk, and those who hate to listen. James Thorpe

There are two kinds of people in the world: Me and You.

There are two types of people in the world: Those who are on my side or those who are in my way.

There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else. Cyrus Curtis

There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

There are two kinds of people in the world: Generalists and Specialists.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who make things complicated, and those who make things simple.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who walk into a room and say "There you are!" and those who say "Here I am!" Abigail Van Buren

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. Mark Twain

There are two types of people in the world: Those who believe in God, and those who will suffer eternal torment in hell.